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	<title>Jokes &amp; Distractions Free (Jokes &amp; Distractions &gt; Home &amp; Hobbies &gt; Windows): Softonic</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:17:15 +0100</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Funny Voice 1.3 - Modify the pitch of your voice ]]></title>
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					<p>Funny Voice changes the pitch of your voice. Higher pitch will let you sound like a smurf, less pitch will give you a deep voice. All you need is a microphone. Instead of your microphone, plug in the sound output of your tv card or your audio system and listen!</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Funny Voice 1.3" href="http://funny-voice.en.softonic.com"><strong>Funny Voice 1.3</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Worms Screenmate 0.2 - The funny little Worms characters on your screen ]]></title>
		<link>http://worms-screenmate.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Most screenmates do nothing except run around your screen and generally getting in the way. Others are hooked into a more specific function like Microsoft Agents, which act like, glorified tip-of-the-day dispensers.</p>
<p>The 'worm' screenmate is incomplete (the source code is forever lost :(, hard drive crash all these years ago). One of the main problems this test program addressed was the clipping of irregular shaped animating windows (unlike the original sheep screenmate). However the clipping routines of Windows is extremely inefficient. (if you run over 10 worms you would see screen artifacts drag behind the worms). The worm animations was based on the character from the game Worms, by Team 17</p>
<p>Usage:</p>
<p><ul>
<li>Right click to pop up menu</li>
<li>Multiple worms can be created</li>
<li>Topmost application, hovers over all other windows</li>
<li>If they have focus they stop moving</li>
<li>If you right click on them and select exit they turn into a skeleton dissolving into dust</li>
</ul></p>
				<p>Download <a title="Worms Screenmate 0.2" href="http://worms-screenmate.en.softonic.com"><strong>Worms Screenmate 0.2</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Dr.Windows 1.04.02 - Protect your computer against common errors...not ]]></title>
		<link>http://dr-windows.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Dr.Windows is really a harmless joke/prank/trick program that will periodically display funny joke error messages to unsuspecting users.</p>
<p>Use it to play jokes on your family members - just don't be too cruel, or they'll come blaming us when they figure it out. Comes with over 50 fun dialogs, but the main fun is making your own!</p>
<p>By default when loaded, Dr.Windows appears to be a program that is protecting the computer against something (we have no idea what).  The "Protection Enabled" checkbox doesn't actually do anything.  As an effort to not be too evil, we do let victims exit the program from the tray if they are smart enough to realize that the cause the messages is the program.</p>
<p>The most important part about Dr.Windows is that you can make your own custom dialogs.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Dr.Windows 1.04.02" href="http://dr-windows.en.softonic.com"><strong>Dr.Windows 1.04.02</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ DesktopShooter 1.0 - Relieve tension by pumping your desktop full of lead ]]></title>
		<link>http://desktopshooter.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Ever got so frustrated with your machine that you just want to shoot it to bits? Now you can with this simple, yet surprisingly addictive little utility. It allows you to blast your email to smitherines, destroy your icons and fire into your desktop. All your destruction can be erased with the press of a key - then you can start all over again!</p>
				<p>Download <a title="DesktopShooter 1.0" href="http://desktopshooter.en.softonic.com"><strong>DesktopShooter 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ EyeRoller 1.1.4 - Create animated photos that follow your mouse ]]></title>
		<link>http://eyeroller.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>EyeRoller enables you to create hilarious animations with any photo. The resulting image will follow your mouse with its eyes!</p>
<p>The program has two working modes, Automatic and Manual, which makes it suitable for both novice and advanced users. The first one guides you through the whole process in a step-by-step wizard, whereas the latter lets you do all the work by yourself. It may be more difficult, that's true, but it's also more precise.</p>
<p>Whatever working mode you choose, the idea is to select the eye area in your image (it works at its best with face close-ups) and overlay a fake eye that will follow your mouse while moving it around the screen. The final effect is really funny, but be aware that the animations created with EyeRoller can only be opened with this same program.</p>
<p><b>If you want to create a fun effect with your pictures in just a couple of minutes, you should definitely give EyeRoller a go.</b></p>
				<p>Download <a title="EyeRoller 1.1.4" href="http://eyeroller.en.softonic.com"><strong>EyeRoller 1.1.4</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ MBoX 4.0 - Stitch up your co-workers with this amusing error message creator ]]></title>
		<link>http://mbox.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>MBoX is a fun program which lets you create fake error messages in Windows and use them to surprise your friends or to crack a good joke with your fellow workers. Watch in amusement as they smash their computer to bits trying to figure out what´s going on.</p>
<p>The program allows you to personalize all the elements of the message window, including the title, the text, the buttons and the icons. You can determine when the error message will load (for example, when Windows first starts up).</p>
				<p>Download <a title="MBoX 4.0" href="http://mbox.en.softonic.com"><strong>MBoX 4.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ DoNaut 2.0.1 - Add fun sound effects to IM's and Skype apps ]]></title>
		<link>http://donaut.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Do you want to have a bit more fun with your VOIP applications such as Skype? DoNaut is a free VOIP and instant messenger add-on that allows you to add loads of fun effects to your voice.</p>
<p>Add background sounds and sound effects to your phone conversation. Share your music with your friends using you favorite music player such as iTunes, WinAmp, Microsoft media player. You can even type your responses and let DoNaut speak them for you.</p>
<p>DoNaut claims to be compatible with all instant messengers and PC internet phone softwares available including Skype, MSN, Google Talk, AIM, Yahoo! Messenger, TeamSpeak, Ventrilo, ICQ, Open Wengo and many more.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="DoNaut 2.0.1" href="http://donaut.en.softonic.com"><strong>DoNaut 2.0.1</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Love Actually 1.0 - Discover your compatibility level with other people ]]></title>
		<link>http://love-actually.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>It is a natural human curiosity wanting to know what other people think of us, and how much they like us. To know that we should really read through their behaviours and the signs of their appreciation, but human behaviour is so strange that sometimes it is difficult to understand something. Let's get some help from software then.</p>
<p>Love Actually is supposed to calculate the affinity of you with someone else, through a complex algorithm that reminds me of the one I used for the same type of game when I was 6 years old.<br /> <br />Write your name and the one of your beloved one and press the 'Calculate My Suitability' button to get an unmerciful percentage, which will show in big numbers your level of affinity.</p>
<p>I've tried it and sadly realized I get a very low score with almost every other name I enter. I'm not compatible with the man I thought I liked and with the ones I don't particularly fancy. I'm not even compatible with my girl friends. Although this may accidentally reflect my actual incompatibility with the entire human race, how could possibly the program know?! And even if it knew that, why penalize all the Francescas in the world? It is really not fair. </p>
<p><b>If you get my same extremely low results, don't get upset, it's just a program that knows nothing about social relations. Considering the nonsense of people's behaviour though, such silly matching-name software can make sense!</b></p>
				<p>Download <a title="Love Actually 1.0" href="http://love-actually.en.softonic.com"><strong>Love Actually 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Deep Space Voices 1.0 - Become an alien, mutant or cyborg with this fun voice-changing software ]]></title>
		<link>http://deep-space-voices.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Travel beyond the farthest reaches of human civilization. There are exotic beings from other worlds to meet. Why not be the first to be transformed into a fighting Cyborg, a scary Mutant, or stoic Android? Deep Space Voices, breaks new barriers by using the lastest MorphVOX technology. Enhance your star-faring experiences and reach for the Deep Space Voices today. </p>
<p>Voices in the pack:</p>
<p><ul>
<li>Android Female</li>
<li>Android Male</li>
<li>Cyborg Warrior</li>
<li>Mutant Female</li>
<li>Mutant Male</li>
<li>Space Chatter</li>
</ul></p>
				<p>Download <a title="Deep Space Voices 1.0" href="http://deep-space-voices.en.softonic.com"><strong>Deep Space Voices 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ MultiError Pro 1.06 - Create your own error messages and play pranks on your pals ]]></title>
		<link>http://multierror-pro.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Ever wished you could design one of those annoying error messages that crop up on your PC, if only just to annoy your friends or work colleagues? MultiError Pro is a professional message manager utility for making and managing every kind of message.</p>
<p>The app allows you to create reminders, notifications, fake or prank errors and messages or alarms. The program is not only meant for office or home users, but also for companies who can use it to advertise something to their customers or inform workers. </p>
<p>There are many options available to completely customize your error messages. For instance, button actions, design of your message, exact date and time of appearing, and message modality. It's very easy to manage active messages and there is an another program included for that.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="MultiError Pro 1.06" href="http://multierror-pro.en.softonic.com"><strong>MultiError Pro 1.06</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Soundy Mouse 1.0 - Add sounds to your mouse movement ]]></title>
		<link>http://soundy-mouse.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Soundy Mouse allows you to step your computer into the future by adding sounds to your mouse movement (it uses the PC-Speaker, available on most systems). Additionally, you can give your mouse more freedom with the mouse cursor-wrapping technology. This technology allows your mouse to wrap around the screen from one side to the other and top to bottom.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Soundy Mouse 1.0" href="http://soundy-mouse.en.softonic.com"><strong>Soundy Mouse 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Add/Remove 1.0 - Scare your friends by making them think their software is being removed ]]></title>
		<link>http://add-remove.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Add/Remove is a prank program that makes it appear that all of your software on your computer is being removed using the Windows Add/Remove Program feature. This gag is so real, it will shock even the most experienced user. </p>
<p>If you are looking for a great gag to play on someone, this prank is a must download. It is so realistic, because it displays all of the software that is installed on the computer it is ran from. When you first run Add/Remove there is no other option but OK, and as soon as you click on that the fun begins.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Add/Remove 1.0" href="http://add-remove.en.softonic.com"><strong>Add/Remove 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Random Burper 1.0 - Wind up your office mates with this annoying burp player ]]></title>
		<link>http://random-burper.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Random Burper is just that, a hidden software program that will play gross burp sounds randomly every minute until closed. There are many different burp sounds that our software has to choose from, listen long enough and you might even hear a small fart. </p>
<p>The software has an added bonus feature of turning the internal Windows volume to maximum just before burping, then restoring it back to the original settings. Place Random Burper on an unsuspecting office worker and watch them turn red with embarrassment. This is a must-have prank to play on those annoying colleagues in your office. </p>
<p>To close the program, move your mouse pointer to the top left corner of your screen. This will stop the program from running in memory. If you have successfully moved your mouse in the correct position, the program will close and display an About Box Screen. Once you close this screen, the program will exit.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Random Burper 1.0" href="http://random-burper.en.softonic.com"><strong>Random Burper 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Mobilator 1.0 - Convert your phone number to words ]]></title>
		<link>http://mobilator.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Mobilator converts mobile telephone numbers to text and vice-versa. Some digits can be replaced with letters, which are on corresponding button on telephone. You can try find word representation of your telephone number or prepare telephone number from whatever word. Application includes dictionary with 10,000 words for searching understandable tel. number representation.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Mobilator 1.0" href="http://mobilator.en.softonic.com"><strong>Mobilator 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Desktop Fun 1.0 - Apply wacky effects to your desktop ]]></title>
		<link>http://desktop-fun.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>If you´re the sort of person that loves to fool around either at home or at the office then you´ll love this application. It allows you to choose between all manner of different effects that can be applied to the desktop to bemuse others or just to amuse yourself.</p>
<p>Simply choose the desktop effect that you want, which will then be displayed in the preview window. You can choose to run some effects over the top of another just by selecting them with the mouse. The "Start" button launches the effect in fullscreen mode and the "Wallpaper" button sets new wallpapers with the effect screen.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Desktop Fun 1.0" href="http://desktop-fun.en.softonic.com"><strong>Desktop Fun 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Sound Pilot 1.40 - Add typewriter sounds to your computer keyboard ]]></title>
		<link>http://sound-pilot.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Home Typist adds typewriter sounds to your computer keyboard. The program is ideal for home typists, or those who get bored with listening to the drone of keys being pressed. At every touch of the keyboard there is the new sound, which makes the process of typing more interesting, reduces stress and helps to produce rhythmic typing.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Sound Pilot 1.40" href="http://sound-pilot.en.softonic.com"><strong>Sound Pilot 1.40</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Back Chat 1.1 - Learn how to talk backwards ]]></title>
		<link>http://back-chat.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Back Chat is a tutorial program which can teach you one of life's essential skills - how to speak backwards. Simply record a word or phrase and the program plays back the recording in reverse. You repeat what you hear and the program records this and plays it back in reverse. If you have been successful, then this should match your original phrase.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Back Chat 1.1" href="http://back-chat.en.softonic.com"><strong>Back Chat 1.1</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Mousotron 5.0 - Mouse and keyboard usage measurement ]]></title>
		<link>http://mousotron.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Mousotron keeps track of how much you move or click your mouse and the number of keystrokes is measured. Mousotron is basically just fun, but it can also be a very handy tool in RSI prevention (Repetitive Strain Injury) or the rehabilitation of it. You can also post your scores online automatically and compare with other users.</p>
<p>Key features:</p>
<p><ul>
<li>View distance in Metric system or English system</li>
<li>Animated background (turn on/off option)</li>
<li>Support for all monitor sizes</li>
<li>Stay-on-Top option</li>
<li>Saves distance history</li>
<li>Displays number of keystrokes</li>
<li>Displays number of mouseclicks (left, right, middle and double)</li>
<li>Time logging and display in several modes</li>
<li>Scroll Wheel Support</li>
</ul></p>
				<p>Download <a title="Mousotron 5.0" href="http://mousotron.en.softonic.com"><strong>Mousotron 5.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Kick The Dog 1.0 - Why you should never be cruel to animals ]]></title>
		<link>http://kick-the-dog.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>Anti-animal cruelty protestors will initially be appalled by this video clip, where a soccer mad youth decides to take a penalty in the park. The trouble is he doesn´t have a ball, and the only thing around is a dog. You have to see this to believe it and watch for the twist in the tail.</p>
				<p>Download <a title="Kick The Dog 1.0" href="http://kick-the-dog.en.softonic.com"><strong>Kick The Dog 1.0</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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		<title><![CDATA[ FartMatic 5000 - Have fun creating farts on your desktop ]]></title>
		<link>http://fartmatic.en.softonic.com</link>
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					<p>This crude, yet amusing program will give you hours of pleasure producing fart noises from your desktop. The application, based on an invention in a Wallace and Gromit movie produces a range of wind-related sounds, and was recently featured in The Daily Mirror. A fun distraction from the daily grind, although be sure to turn your speakers down while the boss is around!</p>
				<p>Download <a title="FartMatic 5000" href="http://fartmatic.en.softonic.com"><strong>FartMatic 5000</strong></a> in <a title="Free software downloads and reviews - Softonic" href="http://en.softonic.com/">Softonic</a></p>
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