After more than seven years working as software reviewer, I can honestly say I’ve seen it all: from virtually perfect applications to programs you would throw out of the window without remorse. And during all these years I’ve come to realize there are certain characteristics, typically featured throughout many applications, which I find especially annoying. Yes, I admit it: there are things I hate about software, even if it’s precisely the software business that helps me pay off my mortgage! Things like:
- Running every time Windows launches. This is a classic. If I want a program to run when I start Windows, I can decide that by myself. And I need to test the program at least for a while before I make up my mind. Not all programs are that essential!
- Adding itself to the Quick Launch bar. Sorry, but I’m very picky about my Quick Launch bar. Only very specific programs I use on a daily basis enter here. Any app that tries to alter that rule automatically goes to the Trash.
- Placing extra shortcuts on the desktop. I like minimalist desktops, with as few icons as possible. I don’t need shortcuts to the programmer’s website, the user manual and other apps created by the same programmer. Isn’t the executable file enough?
- Not having a proper uninstall tool. Dear programmer: if you’re smart enough to code a complete computer application, why do you find it that hard to create the uninstaller? Is it a trick to make us keep your software forever?
- Asking why you want to uninstall it. Just as I don’t like websites to collect my personal data, I don’t want to be asked why I uninstall certain software apps. It simply feels weird, as if I had to give explanations to my mom (and yes, I’m too old for that too).
- Opening the web browser. This is something I just don’t understand. If I run a program, I want to use the program. I don’t need to visit the developer’s website, or watch a tutorial, or read the FAQ. Again, I can do that by myself when I need it.
- Changing the browser’s settings. There’s nothing worse than a software app that adds a toolbar to your browser, replaces your current home page or changes your default search engine. All these should be directly prosecuted by law!
