Viruses and malware offer us ever-evolving threats in an increasingly digital world. Fortunately, Softonic is here to offer sage advice about how to protect yourself from the worst happening and what to do should a malicious piece of code ever find its way onto your hard drive. Sometimes, however, we’re stumped. There is no software solution to some problems that befall us in this very modern world. U.S. TSA (Transportation Security and Administration) agent Neville Flynn came up against such a problem when he was inspecting a hard drive recently at Miami International Airport.
A traveler was trying to board a plane to Barbados when Flynn decided he should she was carrying. Inside, he found a nylon stocking that had been used to hide a baby python. Yep, a woman was trying to use an external hard drive to smuggle a snake onto a plane. A motherfu@*in snake onto a motherfu!@in plane.
Honestly, no matter what type of problem you have with your PC, Mac, smartphone, or tablet, come to us and we will be able to help you solve it. We draw the line at snakes, however. Snakes are where Softonic taps out.
Softonic can help you if you have a virus, nasty malware, or ransomware to deal with. We can help you if your PC is too slow, your smartphone is too old, your Wi-Fi won’t work, or if you want to learn all the keyboard shortcuts for your Mac. If need any type of Software solution, Softonic can help you. We can’t help you if you have a snake in your hard drive. Definitely not, and we’re not even sorry that we can’t help. Not one bit.
Oh yeah, in case you were wondering. Both the lady who was carrying the hard drive and the snake that was hiding inside it missed their flight to Barbados!