It is one of the most enjoyable exercises in the world: looking at the Google Maps reviews of random places and realizing that there are people wasting their talent for humor by dispensing justice on the Internet for free. From ‘If you want to die, you have to go to this kebab place, and in half an hour, you’ll be in the hospital’ to ‘The continental breakfast was continental because it came from another continent, lost somewhere in the Atlantic,’ laughter is guaranteed. But what we bring you today surpasses all expectations.
On Sundays, you abandon me for soccer
The story begins on Twitter, where Alejo, a user of the social network, was looking for a place to play soccer in Argentina, near Buenos Aires, specifically in the town of Morón. There he came across Mathias Alaniz’s review, who gave the field one star. Rightly so: ‘I traveled from Morón to get there, and they tell me the field was not available, that the down payment this, the down payment that, a lot of hocus-pocus.‘ A lot of hocus-pocus. Remember that, because indeed, there was a lot of hocus-pocus.
So far, so good. A valid complaint from a user who just wanted to play the Sport of Kings. The problem is that then it enters his private life: ‘Consequence: I arrive home earlier to find my wife fooling around with the neighbor.‘ And all, of course, because of the soccer field. It’s like one thing leads to another and…
Finally, Mathias ends with a laconic ‘Never again,’ which doesn’t make it clear whether he’s referring to his wife, soccer, or just life in general. That’s the hocus-pocus for you. It’s unknown if, at least, they gave him a couple of free days from the field for the inconvenience. In any case, you could say that, in the end, they scored a goal on him, right? Job well done.
